i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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