we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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