We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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