How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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