He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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