But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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