I think i peed on brittanys purse
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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