I bet he comes in French.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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