so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Floor bacon is actually really good
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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