I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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