so that wasnt chicken after all
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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