How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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