Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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