LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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