If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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