You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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