winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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