Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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