Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm getting married
To pizza
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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