If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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