i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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