You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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