Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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