I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yo dont text me then not text me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's never too late to be topless.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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