if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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