one two three fourrrrnication!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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