Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
