Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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