How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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