The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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