using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do herpes really smell.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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