We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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