is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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