Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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