In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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