Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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