You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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