I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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