Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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