we're blogging at a bar
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
