Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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