He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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