I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
So many bounce houses so little time
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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