For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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