So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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