HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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