it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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