hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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