somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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