I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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