So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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