I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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