I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm really busy with my period
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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