some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You work out of a Hotel?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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