if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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