it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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