Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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