She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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