Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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